Jump in your Mario Kart, keep your Goldeneye on the ball, and Pokemon Snap up a free game or Tooie.
I get around faster than a toupee in a hurricane and I do it in style. My vehicle turns heads and even the police flash their lights at me in respect.
This scary trend has us all reaching deep into our pockets.
It’s time for some hard truths.
From tiny puppers to big ol’ doggos, pet sitting can be a fantastic experience. It’s also hard work and looking after someone’s best mate requires dedication. This story is about the rise and fall of my pet sitting business.
In the deep south of the last page of the classifieds, a hungry bogan searches for hidden treasure while a relentless budget pursues him.
New Year, same bogan. Here’s a brief summary of my progress so far.
With $500 to my name and a giant debt from Uni, I started saving in May 2014. By putting away about 60% of my income when I’ve actually had work, I’ve been able to invest quite a bit. Thanks to me, shares in Fantastic noodles have gone through the bloody roof. Chicken flavour of course.
I’m no genius but I’d bet that you read things online – like this article about the 20 year old with 3 investment properties on Domain.
There are plenty of stories where a young gun “investor” has come out of the woodwork, bought multiple properties, and is now an impressive human being. They’ve become wealthier than you, at a younger age than you, and you should feel bad.
The reality is that most of them are a bunch of flamin’ galahs, and more often than not they’ve used mum and dad’s money to get started. In this article we’ll see just how successful they really are.
G’day, ciggy butt brains!
Welcome to this fully fantastic site featuring fun, facts, and (first and foremost) financial independence – I reckon even the most average muppet can retire early. “Early” does not mean age 60, or even age 50. I am aiming to be financially independent by the time I am 30 years old from just an average income and good decisions – with no inheritance or financial help. F**k yeah.
Some say it’s an entrepreneurial exploration of economics, others call it a mathematical money-making manoeuvre; but most would collectively agree that it’s indeed a preposterous plot to profit.
Read on, fellow bogan, to experience some fair dinkum downright awesome good times.